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§If Ted Kenney drove a Volkswagen hed be President today（第1页）

§IfTedKenneydroveaVolkswagen，hedbePresidenttoday.

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It　floats.

The　way　our　body　is　built，　we‘d　be　surprised　if　it　didn’t.

&　of　flat　steel　that　goes　uh　every　Volkss　out　water，　as　well　as　dirt　and　salt　ahings　that　　eat　away　at　the　underside　of　a　car.　So　its　watertight　at　the　botto

And　everybody　knows　it‘s　easier　to　shut　the　door　on　a　Volkswagen　after　you’ve　rolled　do　a　little.

That　proves　its　practically　airtight　on　top.　If　it　was　a　boat，　we　could　call　it　the　Water　Bug.

But　it‘s　not　a　boat，　it’s　a　car.

And，　like　Mary　Jo　Kopee，　it‘s　only　99　and　44100　pert　pure.　So　it　won’t　stay　afloat　forever.　Just　long　enough.

Poor　Teddy.

If　hed　beeo　buy　a　Volkswagen，　he　never　would　have　gotten　into　hot

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